World Cup Soccer: It's not the whole world, there's not really a cup, and don't they call it football somewhere?

Look, I understand playing soccer, or football, whatever you want to call it. It's fun. Even watching it live might be OK if you can get really, really drunk. But watching it on TV? Where would you put the soccer channel? Right between the "Watching the grass grow" channel and "Watching the paint dry" channel. My top three things wrong with Soccer?
1) Offsides rule (Heaven forbid the offense might ACTUALLY score a goal!)
2) draws (55% of games end in ties)
3) World Cup games in the same group starting at the same time so a team knows if it ties it can actually "win" and advance. This is really messed up.
+++Bonus: Penalty kicks: At the end of a basketball game why not have everyone on the teams get together and play "HORSE" for the victory. weird.
+++Double extra Bonus: Time. It counts time used up,not time left. I already know what has happened (which usually isn't much) And "bonus" time? The game just ends and everyone goes home and kicks their dog.
Oh, and don't miss the "exciting" World Cup final on July 11th. Or as most American's refer to it, Sunday
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Brother David Does Good!!

My younger brother David has been very active and successful in the...the... oh, he's a computer guy. I don't understand it, but he's very good and people hang on every word he says. He received a major award a few days ago for his "Community Voice" He's written several well received books and is in demand as a speaker at conferences all over the world. We are proud of him and his success at...oh...whatever he does!!
We wish you continued success!!
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Marianas Cup 2010 Clark and Amaris Escorts

Clark and Amaris lead in the CNMI and Guam Women's team. Guam won 1-0, but it was a good game. They both got T-shirts. I added a little World Cup flavor to the audio.

"Our God is a Great Big God" and "Our God is so Big"

Amaris signing at her K5 graduation. Same as youtube below, but just the singing on this one. Also, ad that ran on Cable TV for a week.

Amaris's Kindergarten Graduation from GCA

Amaris Birmingham graduated from GCA on May 25th, 2010. She received the "Consistant Honor Roll" award and the "Perfect Attendance" award.

Amaris's Kindergarten Graduation from Grace Christian Academy in Navy Hill, Saipan. She got a "Consistant Honor Roll" award and "Perfect Attendance" award, or as I call it the "We'll send the kid the school sick because we're paying for it" award.

Just some pictures. At the beach, at the waterpark, school parties, and so on